Yeah, I know, it's been a while! I have had a very stressful time, tbh folks, and no, I'm not just making shit up! I have, unfortunately, also lost my job (booooooooo) but nothings gonna hold me down. And look, I'm making my graceful return to the computer screen!
As if being stressed at home isn't enough, this morning is one of those mornings where I've woken up ill. I don't know what it is, it happens every now and then, but I feel kinda nauseous and dizzy. Like I've been sleeping on a frikking boat all night.
I'll keep on here again G Strings, don't you worry. One momentary lapse, promise.
Peace
P.S - keep an eye out for 'Awesome Awesome Games' post, I have inside knowledge he got the new Halo today.
Monday 14 November 2011
Wednesday 26 October 2011
Poke Post #1
The inevitable has happened. My 1st Pokemon related post.
I'm currently on a few games, that all run alongside each other. Pokemon Black has me a team of six (Simisage, Simipour, Simisear, Beartic, Ferrothorn and Chandelure). I am just about to beat Ghetsis. For those of you who don't know Pokemon Black, he's the big baddie! On Pokemon Pearl, I have Bibarel, Manectric, Dodrio, Roserade, Kricketune and Piloswine. On that game, I've just beaten the 7th Gym. I also have Pokemon Platinum, yet that has recently broke, meaning I lost the Pokemon I had on there (Lapras, Machop, Ponyta, Murkrow, Gabite and Bronzong). I was at the 4th gym, but will now have to buy a new one! On Pokemon SoulSilver, I have a Victrebel, a Golem, a Yanmega, a Feraligatr, a Ninetales and a Fearow. On this game, I have reached the league, and am just about to battle Lance, the Pokemon Champion, before being granted into the Kanto region. Pokemon Diamond used to be my hub. I had all the Pokemon, and was merely training them up. Hence why I have so many other games on the go. They would train up a team of six (either specifically bred, or caught in-game) and then traded back to the hub, restarted and done all over again. Until I got Pokemon White that is.
Pokemon White is now my hub, with 4 level 100's, plenty of level 80's, an an almost full Pokedex (647/649 (need a Kecleon and Spinda from previous games)). Whilst I am awaiting to catch them in a swarm on Diamond, I am just training Pokemon up, ready to obtain the stars for my trainer card.
Eventually, after I have caught the two swarm Pokemon on Diamond, I will restart it and trade across Pokemon to level up. But Pokemon Diamond and Pearl are becoming boring, as I have played the story through so many times. Platinum is still keeping me entwined, as when I 'finish' the game, to convert them to Pokemon White, they come across at level 70 odd. On D/P, they come across around level 55, which only means I have to train them more on White. But I can't restart Diamond for a while anyway. My brother, follower named Laughton, has Pokemon on there waiting for when he gets back into it. The Pokemon are as follows; a level 71 Aggron, a level 71 Umbreon, a level 61 Houndoom, a level 100 Groudon, a level 71 Espeon, a level 61 Flygon, a level 73 Blastoise, a level 71 Feraligatr, a level 63 Ampharos, a level 42 Lucario, a level 100 Rayquaza, and his cherished, level 100 Blaziken.
I will keep on updating my Poke-progress for you peeps! G String out x
I'm currently on a few games, that all run alongside each other. Pokemon Black has me a team of six (Simisage, Simipour, Simisear, Beartic, Ferrothorn and Chandelure). I am just about to beat Ghetsis. For those of you who don't know Pokemon Black, he's the big baddie! On Pokemon Pearl, I have Bibarel, Manectric, Dodrio, Roserade, Kricketune and Piloswine. On that game, I've just beaten the 7th Gym. I also have Pokemon Platinum, yet that has recently broke, meaning I lost the Pokemon I had on there (Lapras, Machop, Ponyta, Murkrow, Gabite and Bronzong). I was at the 4th gym, but will now have to buy a new one! On Pokemon SoulSilver, I have a Victrebel, a Golem, a Yanmega, a Feraligatr, a Ninetales and a Fearow. On this game, I have reached the league, and am just about to battle Lance, the Pokemon Champion, before being granted into the Kanto region. Pokemon Diamond used to be my hub. I had all the Pokemon, and was merely training them up. Hence why I have so many other games on the go. They would train up a team of six (either specifically bred, or caught in-game) and then traded back to the hub, restarted and done all over again. Until I got Pokemon White that is.
Pokemon White is now my hub, with 4 level 100's, plenty of level 80's, an an almost full Pokedex (647/649 (need a Kecleon and Spinda from previous games)). Whilst I am awaiting to catch them in a swarm on Diamond, I am just training Pokemon up, ready to obtain the stars for my trainer card.
Eventually, after I have caught the two swarm Pokemon on Diamond, I will restart it and trade across Pokemon to level up. But Pokemon Diamond and Pearl are becoming boring, as I have played the story through so many times. Platinum is still keeping me entwined, as when I 'finish' the game, to convert them to Pokemon White, they come across at level 70 odd. On D/P, they come across around level 55, which only means I have to train them more on White. But I can't restart Diamond for a while anyway. My brother, follower named Laughton, has Pokemon on there waiting for when he gets back into it. The Pokemon are as follows; a level 71 Aggron, a level 71 Umbreon, a level 61 Houndoom, a level 100 Groudon, a level 71 Espeon, a level 61 Flygon, a level 73 Blastoise, a level 71 Feraligatr, a level 63 Ampharos, a level 42 Lucario, a level 100 Rayquaza, and his cherished, level 100 Blaziken.
I will keep on updating my Poke-progress for you peeps! G String out x
Unlucky Blog 13?
Well, no, the blog isn't unlucky, but I do remain to hold the same sheer illness I was plagued with yesterday. It feels harsh, but I'll push through. As long as I'm healthier for the get together at my friends on Friday night. Gaming once again! 'Magic The Gathering', 'Mortal Kombat vs DC', maybe more, I dunno yet. Need to be better for that!
What's on the cards for me today? Well, work was cancelled, so yet another day off really! Cleaning, though, is the trump card I've drawn with that hand! But I'll be, fingers crossed, doing some drawing for my illustrated stories later also. I need to do not only the character concepts, but also draw the scenes that I have made space for in the story so far. But I also need to continue to write it. My target for it is to be done by Christmas, so I can get it published, whilst I start on story 2!
No doubt, G Spots, I'll blog again later. But for now, I'm off. BYE BYE!
What's on the cards for me today? Well, work was cancelled, so yet another day off really! Cleaning, though, is the trump card I've drawn with that hand! But I'll be, fingers crossed, doing some drawing for my illustrated stories later also. I need to do not only the character concepts, but also draw the scenes that I have made space for in the story so far. But I also need to continue to write it. My target for it is to be done by Christmas, so I can get it published, whilst I start on story 2!
No doubt, G Spots, I'll blog again later. But for now, I'm off. BYE BYE!
Tuesday 25 October 2011
WTF Is Dappy?
Okay, rant alert, because I've heard his song enough times now to have formed an opinion on it all. And that is, WTF! Okay, firstly, what's with his new song? Yes, the song is catchy, but what's with all these ridiculous references? Are they just of people who are incredibly more talented then him (and yes, I'm including his references to the characters Marty McFly and Frank Gallagher too)? Or are they just people with a better dress sense and who I'd rather meet? I mean c'mon Dappy, be inventive!
So N Dubz wasn't exactly middle of the road with their lyrics, at least they were enjoyable to listen too. Well, until they fucked off to America, and ruined their uniqueness. But N Dubz were decent, to say the least. But looking at it, why? Tulisa - yeah, she can sing, she has probably got a comfortable and more successful solo career on the horizon, but seriously how did N Dubz stay around with Dappy on the scene?
With a moustache which, to be frank, will look decent when puberty hits, and a fucking nobhead of a hat, Dappy has definately got a questionable appearance. And then, he comes out with the spiel that he claims to be rapping, that I for one, just can't get on board with. Yes, some of it's clever, but I'm over his existence. Nothing seems new, nothing seems fresh. Dappy is nothing more than a skid mark on the music industry. And don't get me started on the pointlessness of bandmate Fazer!
And this isn't an attack on him as a person. I'm sure the scrappy kid from Camden is pleasant to be around. But as a musician? Shite. To be frank, he's shite. I will enjoy his music from time to time, when I have nothing better to listen to, and sing along to the annoying earworm lyrics he has oh so wildly created from his little useless imagination. Let's just hope his next song is something original or different maybe. Maybe even enjoyable.
Rant over G Spots
So N Dubz wasn't exactly middle of the road with their lyrics, at least they were enjoyable to listen too. Well, until they fucked off to America, and ruined their uniqueness. But N Dubz were decent, to say the least. But looking at it, why? Tulisa - yeah, she can sing, she has probably got a comfortable and more successful solo career on the horizon, but seriously how did N Dubz stay around with Dappy on the scene?
With a moustache which, to be frank, will look decent when puberty hits, and a fucking nobhead of a hat, Dappy has definately got a questionable appearance. And then, he comes out with the spiel that he claims to be rapping, that I for one, just can't get on board with. Yes, some of it's clever, but I'm over his existence. Nothing seems new, nothing seems fresh. Dappy is nothing more than a skid mark on the music industry. And don't get me started on the pointlessness of bandmate Fazer!
And this isn't an attack on him as a person. I'm sure the scrappy kid from Camden is pleasant to be around. But as a musician? Shite. To be frank, he's shite. I will enjoy his music from time to time, when I have nothing better to listen to, and sing along to the annoying earworm lyrics he has oh so wildly created from his little useless imagination. Let's just hope his next song is something original or different maybe. Maybe even enjoyable.
Rant over G Spots
Who The Bloody Hell Fucked With My Head?!
Headaches. Need I say any more? They are, probably, the worst ache a human can get given. Terrible.
And today, I woke up with the mother of all headaches. It hurts so much, I basically didn't move for 2 hours after I woke up. Actually, I think I'm getting my lovely girlfriend's cold that she's been bitching about for the last week. This cold is made up of oh so many wonderful symptoms - sore throat, phlegm, dizziness, feeling sick and my favourite, headaches! I feel like someone has walked in in the night, and basically battered me with a club, and fucked off.
Yet it is a day off for me today, so maybe a relaxing day of Pokemon and TV will go down a treat. Not that I really do anything else, but when you're ill, everything you do feels like a treat. Except sex. That just feels like you're on a small boat with sea sickness.
Au Revoir G Spots
And today, I woke up with the mother of all headaches. It hurts so much, I basically didn't move for 2 hours after I woke up. Actually, I think I'm getting my lovely girlfriend's cold that she's been bitching about for the last week. This cold is made up of oh so many wonderful symptoms - sore throat, phlegm, dizziness, feeling sick and my favourite, headaches! I feel like someone has walked in in the night, and basically battered me with a club, and fucked off.
Yet it is a day off for me today, so maybe a relaxing day of Pokemon and TV will go down a treat. Not that I really do anything else, but when you're ill, everything you do feels like a treat. Except sex. That just feels like you're on a small boat with sea sickness.
Au Revoir G Spots
Monday 24 October 2011
Something Quick
No, this won't be interesting, just wanted to say that I'm on Twitter and have a Facebook page too.
Twitter account is gslaughton, but has very little to do with the blog.
Facebook page is 'Something Snazzy'
Thanks G Spots :D Ciao x
Twitter account is gslaughton, but has very little to do with the blog.
Facebook page is 'Something Snazzy'
Thanks G Spots :D Ciao x
I Should Stop Inviting My Brother Round...
Well what can I say? He is too tough! Not physically - I mean that boy is a weed (joke bro, joke!) but at games, he's a prodigy! Can't beat him at Xbox or PS3 games, well rarely anyway, and today just lost 4/5 games of 'Magic The Gathering' against him too! Why do I continue to bring him round just to get my ass kicked?
What I can beat him at, and yes, I'm mentioning it again, is Pokemon. I await the day he gets a DS and Pokemon, and once again, I will rule!!!!!!!
What I can beat him at, and yes, I'm mentioning it again, is Pokemon. I await the day he gets a DS and Pokemon, and once again, I will rule!!!!!!!
Once Again, A Blog Containing Information On Me Sitting On My ASS!!!
Yeah, tis true, I am blogging once again, from the same place - my bed, in my living room, sitting on my a-hole. I bring you no new news really. Nothing too exciting has occurred. I did get myself £30 from CEX for exchanging some shit, but that's not really worthy of being dubbed under the 'news' title now does it?
Actually, to be honest, this is one of those blogs that doesn't blog blog. I mean, I'm here blogging right now, watching my younger bro (following under the name Laughton, and owning blog Awesome Awesome Games) play LBP2 (Little Big Planet 2, is case you were curious), having just been beaten by him, twice, at 'Magic The Gathering', within 1 hour.
You'd have thought this far into it, I would have some sort of story or point to what I'm writing. But my telepathic pen has run dry for now. Yep, no brain ink today. Well I suppose there was this one thing by the hole in the wall earlier, that sparked an occurrence of thoughts, but is it worth blogging about?
I mean, basically, the mum, and she was a nice decent person, and probably a good mum, joked to her daughter not to repeat the words she said again, otherwise she will, and I quote, "kill her". I know the intention was a joke. The daughter took it as a joke. No one else thought any more of it. But I couldn't help thinking that's just not what you say to your daughter! You don't threaten to kill them. I mean, even if it is a joke, you don't, or shouldn't, do that! I mean, really, saying you're going to kill someone, in nearly any context, shouldn't be a joke. It's death here people. It's serious shit! But, this is the world we live in (to quote Genesis). Maybe a 'ha ha now die' is good every now and then?
Now, to borrow from the Renegade (Laughton, as I referred to later), G String out!
Actually, to be honest, this is one of those blogs that doesn't blog blog. I mean, I'm here blogging right now, watching my younger bro (following under the name Laughton, and owning blog Awesome Awesome Games) play LBP2 (Little Big Planet 2, is case you were curious), having just been beaten by him, twice, at 'Magic The Gathering', within 1 hour.
You'd have thought this far into it, I would have some sort of story or point to what I'm writing. But my telepathic pen has run dry for now. Yep, no brain ink today. Well I suppose there was this one thing by the hole in the wall earlier, that sparked an occurrence of thoughts, but is it worth blogging about?
I mean, basically, the mum, and she was a nice decent person, and probably a good mum, joked to her daughter not to repeat the words she said again, otherwise she will, and I quote, "kill her". I know the intention was a joke. The daughter took it as a joke. No one else thought any more of it. But I couldn't help thinking that's just not what you say to your daughter! You don't threaten to kill them. I mean, even if it is a joke, you don't, or shouldn't, do that! I mean, really, saying you're going to kill someone, in nearly any context, shouldn't be a joke. It's death here people. It's serious shit! But, this is the world we live in (to quote Genesis). Maybe a 'ha ha now die' is good every now and then?
Now, to borrow from the Renegade (Laughton, as I referred to later), G String out!
Sunday 23 October 2011
Lazy Days Are Great, Aren't They!
First and foremost, before this blog even begins, my girlfriend just ran out of the toilet, to grab a tissue from this room! What a dunce!
Sorry, small vent done there. Where was I going to begin again?
Oh yeah, it's in my title! Lazy days! So what have I done today, y'know, since my last blog? Well, had some friends over for a manly Pokemon sesh, whilst the ladies dyed hair (a funky deep red if anyone wandered). Straight after they leave, I strip down for a nice naked nap. And that's the way sleeping should be; naked. I've been sleeping at my girlfriend's house with her mum and brother for years, and not really wanted to risk nude sleeping in case of someone busting in in the night. Now we live just the two of us, naked sleeping all the way! Naked everything, actually, why not! After a refreshing 45 minute long half hour nap, a nice bit of snuggling (whilst trying to crack the code that is my girlfriend's cold) and a nice chicken-less roast. And I don't mean a pork or beef roast. I mean everything you have in a roast, minus the chicken. Yorkshire's, stuffing, sausages, mash and roasties, but no chicken. Out of choice mind. No one came a long and eradicated our dinner.
Now, I sit quarreling over the choice of who left the X Factor, sipping coke, playing Pokemon (yet again) and Facebook Scrabble, whilst considering what to do tomorrow apart from the irritating task of, once again, WASHING UP!!! Ah well, isn't this what life is all about?
The answer to that, is fuck no btw! : )
G String x
Sorry, small vent done there. Where was I going to begin again?
Oh yeah, it's in my title! Lazy days! So what have I done today, y'know, since my last blog? Well, had some friends over for a manly Pokemon sesh, whilst the ladies dyed hair (a funky deep red if anyone wandered). Straight after they leave, I strip down for a nice naked nap. And that's the way sleeping should be; naked. I've been sleeping at my girlfriend's house with her mum and brother for years, and not really wanted to risk nude sleeping in case of someone busting in in the night. Now we live just the two of us, naked sleeping all the way! Naked everything, actually, why not! After a refreshing 45 minute long half hour nap, a nice bit of snuggling (whilst trying to crack the code that is my girlfriend's cold) and a nice chicken-less roast. And I don't mean a pork or beef roast. I mean everything you have in a roast, minus the chicken. Yorkshire's, stuffing, sausages, mash and roasties, but no chicken. Out of choice mind. No one came a long and eradicated our dinner.
Now, I sit quarreling over the choice of who left the X Factor, sipping coke, playing Pokemon (yet again) and Facebook Scrabble, whilst considering what to do tomorrow apart from the irritating task of, once again, WASHING UP!!! Ah well, isn't this what life is all about?
The answer to that, is fuck no btw! : )
G String x
The Morning After The Night Before
Sorry folks, this post isn't as interesting as I'm making out in my title. Didn't drink, so there's no hangover, and went to bed at 2am (well, me personally 3am - I was on Pokemon). There's no hidden story or fun anecdote from last night, I just happened to win the two games of 'Magic' I played. Or should I say got bullied into playing?!
Now though, I'm feeling it! Shattered I am, absolutely shattered. I'm not a morning person. And I get it, half of you fuckers out there aren't morning people either, but this is my blog and I'll blog what I want! Ha! But yes, not a morning person. No way. Wake up, and don't want to talk. It's not the breath-smells-like-dog-shit thing, it's more that I can't be fucked. I just woke up, I don't want to concentrate about anything in the morning apart from keeping myself awake. As for having to move. That's another kettle of fish entirely (random tangent alert; WTF is a kettle of fish? Who the fuck ever thought of putting fish in the kettle?). Movement in the morning should be kept minimal. And, ironically, if I don't do some sort of 'thing' in the morning, I feel it's been wasted. What a conundrum of a pickle I'm in, but I manage. Crisis averted people, I manage to both relax and do stuff. How I hear you ask? Well - what am I doing now? Blogging, but lazing here care free...until the girlfriend comes out of the shower and moans that I'm wasting my Sunday morning 'blogging unnecessarily and wasting my day'.
I'll be off now G Spots. From your big papa G String, have a good Sunday.
Now though, I'm feeling it! Shattered I am, absolutely shattered. I'm not a morning person. And I get it, half of you fuckers out there aren't morning people either, but this is my blog and I'll blog what I want! Ha! But yes, not a morning person. No way. Wake up, and don't want to talk. It's not the breath-smells-like-dog-shit thing, it's more that I can't be fucked. I just woke up, I don't want to concentrate about anything in the morning apart from keeping myself awake. As for having to move. That's another kettle of fish entirely (random tangent alert; WTF is a kettle of fish? Who the fuck ever thought of putting fish in the kettle?). Movement in the morning should be kept minimal. And, ironically, if I don't do some sort of 'thing' in the morning, I feel it's been wasted. What a conundrum of a pickle I'm in, but I manage. Crisis averted people, I manage to both relax and do stuff. How I hear you ask? Well - what am I doing now? Blogging, but lazing here care free...until the girlfriend comes out of the shower and moans that I'm wasting my Sunday morning 'blogging unnecessarily and wasting my day'.
I'll be off now G Spots. From your big papa G String, have a good Sunday.
Saturday 22 October 2011
5...GOLDEN...BLOGS...!
Yeah, still hosting the party/get together/social gaming night and yes, I'm re-blogging, so soon after my last one as well. Will be playing 'Magic' later, but for now, I'm here. The girls are dancing (and I must say I am slightly hypnotized by the swaying bottoms!) and the guys playing their cards on the kitchen floor. I? Well I am writing my story at the moment. Yes everyone, I'm a writer.
Not professional mind, but maybe one day. I mean I'm only 20 so I've got years ahead of me. My stories will be of the Superhero/Sci-Fi genre, a genre I'm totally into. The first is the first of 20. Yeah, 20, but they don't all lead onto each other. They do, however, intertwine, eventually collaborating as a super group - my version of 'The Avengers' or 'The Justice League' if you will. 69 A5 pages in, and the story's finally getting going. Yes, it seems a lot for the beginning, but I do feel it's necessary. Maybe it's not, but hopefully, I have enough people to help edit it well.
Not only am I writing, I'm also FB Scrabbling. Got 50 games on the go, and nearing completion of 1000 games, of which my percentage is 63.5%, or something near that. I'm slowly going downhill. Gotta buck my ideas up a bit. Hell, I'm losing a lot to one of my actual G Spots too! What the hell, or to quote a recent 'Sak Noel', WTF!
Anyway, apparently, I'm filming the biznatches on 'Dance Central'. Yay for me. I'll get going.
Ciao!
Not professional mind, but maybe one day. I mean I'm only 20 so I've got years ahead of me. My stories will be of the Superhero/Sci-Fi genre, a genre I'm totally into. The first is the first of 20. Yeah, 20, but they don't all lead onto each other. They do, however, intertwine, eventually collaborating as a super group - my version of 'The Avengers' or 'The Justice League' if you will. 69 A5 pages in, and the story's finally getting going. Yes, it seems a lot for the beginning, but I do feel it's necessary. Maybe it's not, but hopefully, I have enough people to help edit it well.
Not only am I writing, I'm also FB Scrabbling. Got 50 games on the go, and nearing completion of 1000 games, of which my percentage is 63.5%, or something near that. I'm slowly going downhill. Gotta buck my ideas up a bit. Hell, I'm losing a lot to one of my actual G Spots too! What the hell, or to quote a recent 'Sak Noel', WTF!
Anyway, apparently, I'm filming the biznatches on 'Dance Central'. Yay for me. I'll get going.
Ciao!
Blog 4 - Going Strong!
Wow, I'm actually sticking to this! It's not to bad. Not sure if I've had views yet, but I don't care. My shit's out there for people to read, and that's all that matters. This may be a short post mind. I am hosting a small get together. Oh god, my brother is standing right next to me. And now my friend is here. Ruining my steam, breaking my stride. How awkward. Now I'm writing a blank.
Best get back to gaming. Meant to be attempting to play 'Magic the Gathering' but I doubt that will happen. More into the 'Just Dance' or 'Dance Central'. I'm sure I'll get bullied into 'Magic' one day, let's see how long for.
Cya, G Spots!
Best get back to gaming. Meant to be attempting to play 'Magic the Gathering' but I doubt that will happen. More into the 'Just Dance' or 'Dance Central'. I'm sure I'll get bullied into 'Magic' one day, let's see how long for.
Cya, G Spots!
Friday 21 October 2011
Erm...
It just occurs to me, at 17:42 (5:42 to you non-24 hour lazy assed people) that I, of all people, haven't actually eaten today. Not only that, but I'm not hungry now either. WTF is all I can say to that. I don't even get why. I'm not sick (for once in my life) so where's the appetite gone? And I checked the fridge, it isn't there.
But, and this is like me, I do want to eat. Ever get that? It may just be me, but even if I'm not hungry, I nearly always want to eat. Ridiculous, but it's almost a past time for me. If I get bored, I eat, why not? It's fun, you get to make stuff, you then get the pleasure of eating it down (should I have replaced eating with wolfing?) and then the very snug satisfaction of being full. A feeling that can't be beaten - full. One that always follows a roast. And I mean ALWAYS!
Not only that, but that damn pile of washing up didn't actually take as long as I fucking predicted! I've done over half in the last half an hour and have two things on my mind about it. 1, why the hell did I put it off for so long, it only takes half an hour to an hour. 2, why the fuck doesn't my girlfriend push me to clean when we have to move crap out of the way to use the microwave. But, as long as I solve 1, I'm not too fussed about 2. Truth be told, if she did nag at me about it, I'd be less inclined to do it. Swings and roundabouts my dear G Spots, ain't that what life is all about!
And slides. I feel a good sliding now and then goes down a treat.
Not to bore you all now, but I am going to talk about my other hobbies at some stage. Just now, you're not worth my time. I really should be showering (as if that will happen), or even shaving (ha!), but am definitely not doing this anymore. I've got a DSi XL with Pokemon in it literally screaming my name (Pokemon White to those interested)
Once again G Spots, see ya next time...maybe...
But, and this is like me, I do want to eat. Ever get that? It may just be me, but even if I'm not hungry, I nearly always want to eat. Ridiculous, but it's almost a past time for me. If I get bored, I eat, why not? It's fun, you get to make stuff, you then get the pleasure of eating it down (should I have replaced eating with wolfing?) and then the very snug satisfaction of being full. A feeling that can't be beaten - full. One that always follows a roast. And I mean ALWAYS!
Not only that, but that damn pile of washing up didn't actually take as long as I fucking predicted! I've done over half in the last half an hour and have two things on my mind about it. 1, why the hell did I put it off for so long, it only takes half an hour to an hour. 2, why the fuck doesn't my girlfriend push me to clean when we have to move crap out of the way to use the microwave. But, as long as I solve 1, I'm not too fussed about 2. Truth be told, if she did nag at me about it, I'd be less inclined to do it. Swings and roundabouts my dear G Spots, ain't that what life is all about!
And slides. I feel a good sliding now and then goes down a treat.
Not to bore you all now, but I am going to talk about my other hobbies at some stage. Just now, you're not worth my time. I really should be showering (as if that will happen), or even shaving (ha!), but am definitely not doing this anymore. I've got a DSi XL with Pokemon in it literally screaming my name (Pokemon White to those interested)
Once again G Spots, see ya next time...maybe...
Nothing Beats A Nice Hard Blog In The Morning...
Actually, that's a quite inaccurate title. It's 11:57 now, so by the time I finish, it'll be gone noon, and I'm mentioning a morning blog. But I couldn't resist the blog/bog reference. Ah well, little things hey!
It's been an interesting morning so far. Well as interesting as it gets for me. I get up at 9:30, but my body does that weird thing, which I don't understand, when I'm tired. I get up at 9:30, then find myself getting up again at 10:30. Logic says I fell back to sleep, but I have a different theory. It's a dream inside a dream. It's Inception! I was never awake at first...
Then, when I finally am really awake, I turn round to see the pile of washing up in the kitchen. (My bed's in the living room. Just moved out, no sofa, makes sense to me!). And the washing up is my job too. WTF! Why did I let it get so frikkin' bad?! That only means I have to slave away cleaning it, and I do have to do it, because we can't cook otherwise! Everything is bloody dirty! And, actually, there is more reason than that. Me and my wonderful girlfriend (of 5 1/2 years btw *smirks proudly*) are having my insane brother and another couple round tomorrow to stay, so the house has to be spick and span. Is that right? Is spick spelt that way? Is it spik? Ah, who cares. The house has to be clean! I am thinking, right now, I should do it. The missus is on her way home from work, right now, for her lunch break. I wanted to get it done before hand for her, but she doesn't know that was the plan, so at least she won't be let down.
Ciao G Spots
It's been an interesting morning so far. Well as interesting as it gets for me. I get up at 9:30, but my body does that weird thing, which I don't understand, when I'm tired. I get up at 9:30, then find myself getting up again at 10:30. Logic says I fell back to sleep, but I have a different theory. It's a dream inside a dream. It's Inception! I was never awake at first...
Then, when I finally am really awake, I turn round to see the pile of washing up in the kitchen. (My bed's in the living room. Just moved out, no sofa, makes sense to me!). And the washing up is my job too. WTF! Why did I let it get so frikkin' bad?! That only means I have to slave away cleaning it, and I do have to do it, because we can't cook otherwise! Everything is bloody dirty! And, actually, there is more reason than that. Me and my wonderful girlfriend (of 5 1/2 years btw *smirks proudly*) are having my insane brother and another couple round tomorrow to stay, so the house has to be spick and span. Is that right? Is spick spelt that way? Is it spik? Ah, who cares. The house has to be clean! I am thinking, right now, I should do it. The missus is on her way home from work, right now, for her lunch break. I wanted to get it done before hand for her, but she doesn't know that was the plan, so at least she won't be let down.
Ciao G Spots
Thursday 20 October 2011
Uno Bloggo
Welcome....to my first blog and to be honest, where do I start? Is it too egotistical to name my followers on the first day? I mean, I thought about the Gazettes, but they sound like a female backing vocal, so maybe not that. As I'm the G String, maybe another lingerie reference, but calling my followers the little C Cups isn't too good either. Maybe the first blog isn't the best to decide this. Maybe I need to have followers first, before I name them? Or maybe it's best to be prepared, and have a name ready. That way the very first person can be an honourary whatever the fuck I decide to call you all. And it has to be something snazzy, y'know. I can't keep changing it.
Ah...I have it. I'm the G String, and you are all my G Spots. There. Nothing wrong with that at all.
Yeah, G Spots...I like it.
Ah...I have it. I'm the G String, and you are all my G Spots. There. Nothing wrong with that at all.
Yeah, G Spots...I like it.
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